Idiot News: Drivers in Seminole, Florida keep falling for the oldest trick in the book – getting stopped outside the courthouse moments after having their drivers licenses suspended. Next time: probably better to call a friend.
World News: The second-to-last remaining World War One veteran in the United States has passed away. The very last veteran is currently 107 years old.
Political News: This might be the most awkward hug ever.
Almost News: A Francis Bacon painting just sold for 26 million pounds at auction, though it failed to break the world record as expected for the most expensive painting ever sold by 150 thousand pounds.
Scary News: Imagine living so far out of the way that it would take a chartered plane for police to reach you. A many brutally assaulted his wife and children and couldn’t be stopped for four hours.